Posted by: Emily Schmutz Garcia | January 9, 2010

Laffy Taffy Jokes

Creative Commons photo by Ravenelle

Here are some classic laffy taffy jokes:

“Which runs faster, hot or cold?…Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.”

“Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?…Because all the fans have left!”

“What did one cool alien say to the other?”…”Yo! You’re a far out dude!”

“What did one window say to the other window?”…”I’m in ‘pane.’’

“How do small children travel?”…”In mini vans.”

“What do you call an owl that has armor on?”… “A Knight Owl.”

“What did one casket say to the other casket?”… “That you, Coffin?”


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